Me: Very skeptical, "You? Have a bruise?"
Abby: "That's what I told Elijah."
Me: "How did you get a bruise?"
Abby: "I told him I dropped a frying pan on it."
Holding her hand out to me, she showed me her "bruise."
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Me: "You used your makeup."
Abby: Very proud, "Uh huh!"
Me: Knowing that she made dinner tonight, I said, "A real bruise wouldn't show up that fast."
Gazing admiringly at her "wound" she added,
"Yeah, but it looks looks good, right?"
"You know, except for being sparkly..."
Oh. dear. Sparkly bruises courtesy of eyeshadow.
This is life with a film maker.