We've talked about it.
We've joked about it.
Or called me.
Or told me while sitting on my couch ( you know who you are).
Well, I did it.
All profits* will aid my existence when I go on the lam... to hide from Nana.
I don't think Witness Protection will help me, seeing how I didn't actually, like uh, witness anything.
Oh, never mind...
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*Just kidding... any profits from the sale of merchandise will be donated.